As I sat here this evening staring at the blank computer screen my mind sort of wondered off, on more than one occasion I threatened my tiny little mind with duct tape and glue, but none the less it continued to wonder and leave me sitting alone expressionless in front of my computer. I was beginning to think that perhaps, I may just have to give up on writing, when my mind finally returned with one of the most randomest thoughts I have ever thought.
Today is Wednesday... "Hump Day" if you will... Well, I can't be the only one who thinks the term Hump day seems more than a little umm... perverted, can I? And, if Wednesday is hump day, does that perhaps mean that Tuesday is foreplay day? I mean seriously who wants to hump without a little foreplay? Certainly not me. And, if Tuesday is foreplay day and Wednesday hump day, then what exactly does that make Thursday? Would Thursday hence forth be known as have a sandwich and take a nap day? Can anyway even tell me who it was that so boldly decided that Wednesday should be designated as Hump day any how? I am pretty sure it had to be a man, well either than or an extremely neglected house wife LOL : P but for now I am sticking with the man theory. I mean All sorts of random nonsense gets blamed on men anyway (and for good reason in my opinion) so what's one more? If it was indeed a man who thunked the thought of hump day, then why couldn't they have the sense to make it on a less busy day? Seriously, a person could really have a lot of fun with HUMP day if they weren't busy with home work, house work, and all the other shapes, sizes and sorts of work that come with the middle of the week. Why not make Saturday day hump day, or for that matter just throw the entire stealth sexual innuendo out the window, and go with a more straight forward approach, like ummm I don't know... sex day? I mean they both start with S anyway right? Right! A person could even go with a more socially acceptable approach and call Saturday - Sday, just a slight change in the calender and there ya go, Saturday is hence forth known as Sday.. Sounds good to me, but then maybe that it is just me... Maybe it is just because my mind is a little twisted and wonders off just often enough to get itself into trouble. Perhaps I went about this whole calender thing all wrong, but then again... Well, maybe... Just maybe I should track down that guy and/or poor neglected house wife, because I am almost entirely positively positive that together our twisted minds could take over the world **insert my most evil laugh here** : )