So anyway, soda (or pop) is some what of a delicacy around here, but when you are a caffeine addict, well caffeine in some form is necessity so we turn to good old fashioned iced tea (which might I add is a delicacy for us Okies anyhow) well tonight as I was making this lovely caffeine filled redneck delicacy, something horrible happened, as I poured the hot tea into the tea pitcher I heard this awful cracking sound (you know that cracking sound that says, something is not right) so of course I had to pick the pitcher up and immediately the horror was obvious
This is never a good thing, when you are seriously craving caffeine and the only other pitcher in the house is full of sugar filled (yet caffeine lacking) kool-aid. Of course there was a smidge of milk left but guess what... Milk is caffeine free!! so my solution was this
Yes, my solution was to force that smidge of milk down the tiniest spawns throat and then use the discarded milk jug (after cleaning it of course) as our brand spanking new Redneck Kool-aid pitcher. Hey, momma needed caffeine so I improvised!!
Of course I had to add a title to the jug, because it wasn't obvious enough by the pink liquid that it wasn't milk, and since a title was needed, and since I used my redneck creativity to improvise this solution to my emergent problem... Well, I thought that "Redneck kool-aid pitcher" was absolutely fitting, and perfect in just about every way : )
Well this wordless Wednesday post turned out to be a lot less wordless than anticipated, so I suppose I really should just wish you a Happy Hump day, shut the heck up